Excuse me while I mix my sports metaphors here, but,
Yay! The Steelers won the SuperBowl!!!
As a onetime resident of Pittsburgh who has attended the requisite ‘SuperBowl Sunday’ parties as a newbie, I know enough to know that this is certainly newsworthy. For the sake of the passionate and dedicated Steeler fans I’ve met and befriended over the years in Pittsburgh, whose support never flagged in the decades since their team’s last win – though there were a few closecalls of late – Hooray the Steelers won.